I have had the best intentions of blogging this little secret agent escapade for the last week.
So here goes:
It started out with a simple, "Hey lets go grab some steak and potatoes from food maxx for dinner."
I inncocently agreed to tag along. Thinking, ehh what could it hurt… Its going to be a quick in and out trip…
Ha. Wrong answer!
We got to food maxx. Things were going smoothe. We were in and out. Perfect.
Heading home.
Then my mom said thsoe dreaded words, "I have to stop at 7-Eleven."
Okay mom. Don't take long. We are only about 2 blocks from our house.
But what happends…Mom takes a little while.
But no worries. Shes heading back to the car. Upon entering she tells me of this poor old
lady who is terribly confused. She is trying to get back home to Valencia, and her and the cashier were trying to give her directions… but she just didnt get it.
So this nana walks out of the store.. and I am thinking awe thats sad!
We pulled out and were waiting at the stop light.. We were watching the lady and she seemed so lost just in the parking lot. So she pulls behind us.
My mom tells me to pull and chinese fire drill, and go hop out and tell the lady she can follow us. We will take her to the freeway exit. Because once she gets that exit its a straight shot to Valencia.
So we are feeling good. Helping this nana out… Thinking if it was my grandma I would want someone to do the same thing….
However this soon turned to (look down)
No joke!
So things are going good… shes behind us in her little green toyota. Putting along (literally)
If you know me, I am not one to fancy driving slow.
So a truck gets in between us… my mom and I both say "oh no!"
So nana follows this truck off another exit.
No Bueno!
So me and my mom get off on the next off ramp. Thinking maybe we will see her… but she is prolly going to follow this white truck to his house.
So we are looking… and finally resolve to "we tried!"
aha! Then I see this (look down)
Theres nana.. and she driving into a not very good neighborhood!
So I yell there she is! So my mom takes. We pull up beside her… and I tell her "hey you were suppose to follow us so we could take you to the exit you need to get to valencia."
Nana looks at me and says, "I dont understand."
So my mom pops her head around and was like hey!
The nana told her, "oh you were the lady at the store." My mom informed her that we were going to take her to her exit, but she has to speed up and follow us… But when we flash our blinker, she has to turn. Nana, then says we have to come visit her in Valencia (ok) & insists my mom is her angel, because she has met her a long time ago. Both me and my mom look at eachother and give just this huh?!? look.
Okay so we are off. Shes following use to the exit. We get there. We signal and turn… and She doesnt turn and just keeps going. At this point me and my mom are doubting she is ever going to make it home..
and wondered how she got this far. So we take the freeway to an exit and resolve that if we dont see her we are heading home. We go down the street no sign. Go to check the next street no sign of her.
Until right when we are going to head home… I spot nana standing at an autoshop door.
It is clearly closed. However, she is knowk in gand standing their waiting obviously confused.
My mom asks me if she notices it is closed. I tell her probably not… because the sign says open. (lol)
So we go get her… After losing her for the second time… and being secret agent status and finding wheres waldo!
my mom finally asks nana.. Hey can I just drive you to the freeway.. Once we are down a little ways. we will pull over and you can continue.. cause it is a straight shot.. and you should be fine. The lady gives my mom her number and address and says okay?!? okay….
So we are going and we get to a good stopping section… I am thinking the whole time… I hope this isnt a setup to kidnap my mom… (lol)
So my mom get in our car… and says wow! She still insists im her angel and that we go visit her… plus she gave me the story on her car and how her husband picked it out, but he passed away. I say, well I hope he picked it out before he passed away (bahaha! funny I know).
So our mission had finally come to an end. Then, nana pulls out to the freeway and nearly takes out the side of my moms car.
Very eventful. Crazy. Funny project save the Nana!
While all of this was happening I was hysterically texting my squadee Dana. Who in turn was ROFLing. :p
Recap:
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One crazy adventure that will be burned in my memory forever(rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)!!!!!!
P.S.
My mom called Nana to see if she got home. She did… but she didnt know if she made it home that night or the next day or so (;]) COL
