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So as many of you are aware, our time on the world race is coming to a close. Which also means that we will all be available again. Yup, you heard right, available. So here we are, single and ready to mingle. (there’s a no dating policy while on the WR, but in 2 months we will be finishing) …read on if you are interested in taking any of us out to dinner or are seriously considering dating us…I mean who wouldn’t want to.
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Name- LACE FACE (Lacey Malcomson)
Age-21, old enough to drink …except that I don’t. So don’t worry about it.
Height- About as tall as a giraffe
Weight– A thrillion pounds
About Me- I believe in energy conservation, therefore I have not showered in a few days. When I do shower I use a bucket. I also go all natural and don’t wear deodorant some days. And sometimes when I let my hair down its so knotty I look like a lioness. But don’t be disgusted by that. I know how to put on a childrens program at the drop of a hat…and I can bring a song anywhere and anytime. Worship or Rap, your pick. I often spend my days in remote villages catching serious diseases. I like to live on the edge though so I don’t mind. I know how to spend $1 to feed 8 people…and I can dance like no body’s business. But usually it draws a crowd so technically it becomes everyone’s business. I then sweat enough to bottle it and sell it, but maybe that’s a bit too much info right away.
My style- I keep it real up in here. The more mismatched the better. My motto this year is never leave the house without ROY G BIV. It’s like I’m a new colorful masterpiece everyday. Sometimes I spice up life with a pair of earrings or a sweat rag.
Weird quirks/hobbies- Hanging out in homes where they don’t speak my language. (you get to use lots of hand gestures). I enjoy wearing bugspray to bed so the ants, and flies and mosquitoes don’t eat me alive. I collect scars. Currently I have some new ones forming. 10 new bug bites from sleeping on a roof, gashes from building a church in a thorn field, and a blistering exhaust pipe burn from learning how to drive a motorcycle.
Occupation- Soul saver. I tell people how much Jesus loves them.
Looking for-. I don’t have a type, I just love men. …. They must be very flexible since I never know what may happen next in life.I could be climbing mountains, swimming oceans, moving houses, saving lives…and I cant wait to do it all together. *sigh*
Contact : Send inquiries by mail on a donkey to-
1234 Rooftop Sleeping Mat Villas
Hottest, noisiest street in town, India
773H
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Name: REECES PIECES (Theresa Duffy)Age-22 years of beauty
Height – Taller than the average Indian man, shorter than the average African
Weight- 70 Kilos
About Me- I like long walks on the poop covered roads, dinners by headlamp, and cramming as many people into one van as possible. Anything less than 50 people is unacceptable.
My style- Anything easy to hand wash.
Quirks and hobbies– When asked to bring a song, I bring it. Like Whitney Houston. The World race has taught me that the world is my stage. I also enjoy cooking over stones and fire. My specialty is Ramen and veggies. My perfect day includes, going for a run and having everyone stare and make comments, a bucket shower, wearing the same clothes I wore yesterday, and having 30 dirty children following me wherever I go.
Occupation- the next big thing.
Looking for- Non-english speaking Males. (Keeps it more interesting) Must know how to build a structure using bare hands and nothing but nature. Must own a MO chair.
Contact: Send mail via parrot to
6433 F it’s Hot Here Rd.
Wild Animals won’t even live here, India
40987
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Name- SHAMU BABY FACE(Shannon Mayall)Age-23…. perfection!
Height- The ideal height….duh.
Weight- Just right.
About Me- I have amazing hair that looks like a fro most of the time because I don’t wash it. I have blue eyes that can pierce any mans soul. I love saving souls day after day, its basically a hobby. I watch glee on a regular basis, and I can’t wait until I save up enough to buy me a pair of shape up shoes. ( I find it soooo attractive when guys wear them too) I hate blue. Ok, I don’t hate it, I just don’t wear it. I am a geek. I also got a perfect score on my SAT….then I came on the world race and my IQ dropped 47 points. I think it’s right around 70 now…. I have buns of steel. Don’t be jealous now, I worked hard to get them like that. I love a man who works out. And last but not least, my hair has doubled as straw feed for animals on this trip. Crisp and crunchy.
My style-Anything that doesn’t match. The more stripes the better. Life is too short to coordinate outfits. I also wear nasty nasty beaten up, worn down, flip flop type shoe things that I love to death and won’t get rid of until they fall apart.
Weird quirks/hobbies- Running up 10 flights of stairs for fun. Digging holes.. I love throwing little children around and making weird tomatoe salads. I love pronouncing words differently than everyone else does, like Zebra , vitamin and banana.
Occupation-I professionally powder peoples sweaty butts with talc. And I love every second of it. Something about a butt fascinates me…oh wait, maybe that should go up in the quirk section.
Looking for- Spectacularly sculpted midgets.(This has been prophesied over me.) Must spend his monthly check on really nice shoes, and be able to sing me to sleep. (I’m afraid of the dark)
Contact : I can’t wait to hear from you by monkey at,
123 Get me out of here drive.
Going crazy, India
12345
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Name: EMMALICIOUS( Emily Fagerstrom)Age-23 years young. And totally getting better with age.
Height – Taller than Michael Perez’s sleeping mat
Weight- If you can lift me, I’m yours.
About Me- Hey there good looking. We havent met yet, but I can just sense it. You’re a babe…and so am I. So guess what? We already have that in common. I am smooth if you can’t tell. I enjoy trying to communicate with people who don’t speak the same language as me. The challenge is exhilarating. My eyes are refreshing pools of blue hope just welcoming you in. I also enjoy watching men intensely eat curry , rice, and curd with their hands. Oh and sometimes I smell but I don’t care at all, because as soon as I shower I smell again.
My style- Unlike my other team mates, I enjoy matching my shoes and my shirts. So I only wear pink, grey, black.(dont mind that I have blue on in my picture, I never wear blue)
Quirks and hobbies- I enjoy hanging out at foreign truck stop/hotels. When I’m feeling feisty I wear shorts that show my knees, and get plenty of lengthy staring. Secretly I want to destroy the gods of India. I often frolick with goats on my days off. Just imagine, we could frolick together.
Occupation- It changes every month.
Looking for- I have this thing for giants. Or anyone over 6’5. The skinnier the better. If you look like a bean, you’re my type.
Contact: Please reply by giraffe to-
1111 Sweat dripping from my face lane
Fan me you idiot, India
98767
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