In memory of Nsquad. We thought many times we would die but we persevered and survived.
Death by:
1. drinking or being submerged in the water
2. not drinking water
3. bungee jumping with bath towels around your ankles
4. literally wishing you were dead because of so much spicy butt
5. suffocation in Cambodia
6. being kicked by a giraffe on your safari
7. falling off an elephant and being trampled
8. crushed by bunk-bed
9. petting a poisonous frog
10. walking in downtown manila at 3 a.m. with all your stuff
11. hitchhiking with strangers
12. crashing a moped
13. riding a jeepney
14. picking up a poisonous snake
15. being bitten by a basketball sized spider
16. having a heart attack when a rat falls on your face in the night
17. death by pollution
18. growing with jesus while black mold is killing you
19. crossing the road in Vietnam
20. tuktuk accidents by flying into a ditch or basically anything
21. tripping over a cement block on the sidewalk with your backpack on
22. avalanche by backpacks on your bus
23. heat exhaustion on the VIP bus
24. chased by a bird spider
25. eating street food
26. parasites
27. killer bees
28. every animal in Africa
29. witch doctors
30. sleep deprivation due to travel or funeral/wedding rituals
31. eating vegetables
32. visiting the hospital and leaving with something worse then you came with
33. being eaten alive by mosquitos
34. attempted kidnapping at a bus stop
35. internal bruising by minibuses
36. shaken adult syndrome…no seriously have you been around the world
37. appendicitis or passing out on an airplane
38. rabies by petting street animals
39. constipation for weeks on end
40. falling out of the bed of a pick up truck
41. going fishing on the small lake where 2 big hungry crocs are
42. malnutrition
43. petting tigers in Thailand…none of which were drugged & one was feisty
44. omnipresent ants, theres no hiding from them
45. trying to catch a wave and all that catches you is trash
46. pit stops…there waiting for you
47. original form (dust)
48. electricity shortage
49. power going out in the middle of food shopping in Africa at night
50. shopping at street markets
51. enthusiastic children taking you down
52. germophobia
53. slipping on blood ice in the freezer….from a cow head
54. missing a meal
55. tram
56. tripping on cement stairs
57. climbing a steep hill with all your things in the heat of the day
58. the taxi driver who thinks he’s a race car driver
59. parkour when you don’t know how to do it but you still try anyways
60. taking a rolling couch cushion down a steep hill
61. your hostel catching on fire
62. getting your team with all there things on and off a train in 1 minute and almost falling backwards off the train because your on the wrong side
63. jumping down with your pack
64. walking on a Roman road (keep your head down)
65. no seat belts
66. old trains and no breeze
67. travel days world race style
68. puke
69. silent but deadly
70. sketchy amusement/carnival rides
71. electrical shock
72. to much noise
73. house arrest
74. insanity
75. pulling weeds/trees
76. walking into an abyss of darkness
77. slippery stairs
78. hypothermia
79. hitch hiking
80. KGB
81. bike-taxi wreck
82. being hit by a sugar cane
83. dehydration
84. being beaten in a sauna
85. wild dogs
86. sardines
87. lack of caffeine
88. brain combustion from teaching English and realizing you don’t even know it
89. concussion
90. being run over by a wheelbarrow
91. walking on the sidewalk which is really just another road in a foreign country
92. translation
93. running out of gas on the African plains
94. being made into a wax person because you just entered a town from House of Wax
95. wheelbarrow
96. dominoes on the escalator
97. subway (metro)….so many ways
98. tent collapsing
99. american food after not having it for so long
100. american haters
101. creepy school that i think hollywood should do a horror film at
102. Roshen chocolate
103. squatty potty stench
104. CnC’s
105. swollen limbs
106. long flights with screaming/crying children
107. slim choices…we all die a little inside when its your turn and they’ve run out of all the options you wanted.
108. selfies
109. being stranded on a mountaintop with nothing but a shipping container
110. Mexican food withdrawals
111. Re-entry into America
