You know you’re on the Race when…
you get your hair cut in a tin box…
you have morning lice checks…
you become the cement mixer…
you leave your utensils at home…
you have to milk the cow for breakfast…
showering is no longer a privet part of your routine…
you have to push start a bus…
your mode of transportation gets better milage then a Prius…
you eat strange fruit you can’t pronounce on top of a mountain…
you have to dodge betsy to get out of the squatty potty…
charging a computer always has the chance of starting a fire….
high speed internet and dialup are the same thing…
Costco looks like this…
you get your car washed in a river…
you’re knee deep in duck poop…
you burn more calories making butter then eating it…
