*A monkey come inside, sit on a table with fruit, and run away with an apple in its mouth.
*A man play an accordion between train cars while others dance around him for hours.
*Toilet paper be on the outside of the stalls.
*A woman carry a baby on her back while balancing a giant box on her head, no problem.
*Ice be foreign.
*Ice cream cones be 5 rand or less than 70 cents.
*P.S. bars exist.
*Drunks get thrown off the train in the middle of Africa.
*Missing hippos could hide.
*Homes only have instant coffee.
*Children randomly break out dancing anywhere, amazingly I might add.
*Intense church dancing happens.
*Penguin crossings exist.
*Juice be ridiculously thick like syrup.
*People say "Howzit?" and "Shame" all the time.
*Hot and cold knobs be reversed.
*Everyone be able to sing.
*Entire train cars be so packed that people are hanging outside.
*Whole train cars sing and dance on the way to and from work.
*All taxis be old vans where each spot costs 6 rand or less than $1.
*People want to meet you just to say they have friends from America.
*They drive on the left side of the road and the right side of the car.
*Someone speed up toward a jaywalker to say,"He wants to live on the wild side, so I'm going to help him."
*You have to pay for grocery bags if you want them.
*Deoderant in stick form not exist.
*You feel rich because of the exchange rate. ATMs say that you have thousands in your account when it's really in rand.
*Places make you pay for more than an hour of internet.
*Cadbury make tons of actual chocolate bars.
*Monkeys be as common as squirrels.
*Butter be on every sandwich.
*You have to put sugar in your cappuccino if you want any.
*Everything reminds you of Lion King.
*You have to take 4+ types of transportation to make it to your destination.
*Children run around without parents in close proximity.
*You sometimes think you're in England due to road signs and a similar accent. (similar not the same)
*Avocados and fruit be SO cheap. 2 pineapples = 11 rand
*Everything be justified with the phrase "TIA," or "This is Africa," and we don't question it.
