Praise the Father
A parody of Beyoncé “Move Your Body”
Dedicated to Jill Dillard, our amazing corporate rep, who was incredibly enthusiastic about dancing to the original song at Fusion 2.0 Launch.
February 13, 2000, 16… “Let’s Praise”
Raise ya hands now, Raise ya hands now // Raise ya hands now, raise ya hands now
Pump, pump, pump, pump // pump, pump, pump, pump
Raise ya hands now, raise ya hands now // Raise ya hands now, raise ya hands now
Mission One: let me see you run // Get your knees up in the air cause of those lizards, son! Hey!
Run, run, run, run // run, run, run, run
Watch those lizards now, watch those lizards now // watch those lizards now, watch those lizards now
Mission Two: this is how we do // shovel shovel to the right to the left, Let’s dig! Hey!
Shovel, shovel, shovel, shovel // shovel, shovel, shovel, shovel
Shovel shovel now, shovel shovel now // shovel shovel now, shovel shovel now
Mission Three: clothes are on the line // the Chicken Comma Pickles is in the sink! Hey!
Dog, dog, dog, dog // cat, lizard, chicken cow
Come nearer now, you are cute now // won’t eat you now, be my friends now
Mission Four: if your ready for more // use the bushes as your toilet, get the perfect hole
Search, search, search, search // search, search, search, search
Dig your hole now, dig your hole now // dig your hole now, dig your hole now
I ain’t worried sleep here tonight // so much sweat ain’t never hurt nobody
Don’t just sit there on the chair // everybody just praise the Father
Praise the Father, praise the Father // praise the Father, praise the Father
Everybody wontcha praise the Father // everybody wontcha praise the Father
Hey, everybody, I’m gonna sweat a lot tonight // can ya smell that honey, they cleaned the pig farm tonight
Gotta rest my body, I wanna sleep for tonight // gonna smile, gonna dance, gonna hug my team tonight
Mission Five: come on let’s go // time to chase those cows, vaminos, vaminos! Hey!
Chase, yell, chase, yell // chase, yell, chase, yell
Get out now, cows! Get out now, cows! // get out now, cows! Get out now, cows!
Mission Six: gotta jump real quick // gonna have ants in your pants and shirt! Hey!
Jump, jump, jump, jump // jump, jump, jump, jump
Do the ant shimmy, do the ant shimmy // do the ant shimmy, do the ant shimmy
Mission Seven: time to bring this down // just gaze up at the stars and take it in!
*crickets/night sounds*
Mission Eight: feel that heart beat race // cut the onions, chop the carrots, and move onto the rice! Hey!
Cut, chop, cut, chop // cut, chop, cut, chop
Cooking dinner now, cooking dinner now // cooking dinner now, cooking dinner now
I ain’t worried sleep here tonight // so much sweat ain’t never hurt nobody
Don’t just sit there on the chair // everybody just praise the Father
Praise the Father, praise the Father // praise the Father, praise the Father
Everybody wontcha praise the Father // everybody wontcha praise the Father
Hey, everybody, I’m gonna sweat a lot tonight // can ya smell that honey, they cleaned the pig farm tonight
Gotta rest my body, I wanna sleep for tonight // gonna smile, gonna dance, gonna hug my team tonight
Fellow on the left, ma ma ladies on the right // everybody get ready to pee!
Father, all I want // is to sing it out
No worries, no // we can worship all night
Move your spirit // and please come closer to us
While we move // to the beat of your heart
Now dance to the left to the left to the left // now dance to the left to the left
Now dance to the right to the right to the right // now dance to the right to the right
Now praise to the left to the left to the left // now praise to the left to the left
Now praise to the right to the right to the right // now praise to the right to the right
*Music fade out during a dance party…*
