Sunday morning.
I wake up at 7:30am, throw on the long skirt I had to borrow from a teammate since I foolishly decided to butcher the only missionary skirt I brought and cut it too short back in Thailand. At 8:00am, we pray, eat, and head out for a mile long walk to church. We spend the next four hours leading children’s church, Sunday school, preaching, and worshipping. By 2:00pm, we are back in our hosts’ home and devouring our long-anticipated lunch of rice and potatoes. A little afternoon rerun of Oprah from 2007 before a short siesta.
3:30pm, it’s time to go again. We are getting ready to head out for “house fellowships”, which is basically door-to-door ministry. Jared and JD bail to go watch a soccer game at the only TV in Isebania that gets the sports channel, so I’m the only “muh-zoon-goo” (white person) in my pastor-appointed group. Two young boys, maybe 16 years old, come to our hosts’ house to escort me to the home where we are going to meet up with the other people I’m told are going to be in my group.

The moment I say “amen”, I’m swept out the front door and taken to the neighbors. Here I find another young mother sitting in her doorway while her toddler plays around her legs. Not thirty seconds later, before even asking her name, I’m told she wants to be saved. “Never done that before,” I think to myself as my heart skips a beat and my palms start to get clammy. I stumble through a bit of my testimony and try to explain the unexplainable grace of God; yep, she still wants to be saved. I try to stutter through the salvation prayer with the help of my translator but am failing miserably, luckily, Mama Sarah steps in with her graceful Swahili tongue. Salvation. I invite this new Christian to church as I’m being pushed back through the tin gates and on to the next row of red clay homes.
Jared and Vincent lead the way as I stick close to my adolescent guides, trailed by 11 other Kenyans in a Peter Pan, follow-the-leader-esque parade. We shove into another tiny room with little lighting and find one older woman who would like us (well, me) to pray for her family, so I do. “Amen.” “She also wants you to pray for school fees,” Jared interprets, so I do. “Amen.” “She also wants you to pray for love in the house,” so I do. “Amen.” “She also wants you to pray for health,”… “anything else?”… “no that’s it,” so I do. “Amen.”
Two more houses of 15 or so people jammed into a tiny room while I pray for school fees and families as 14 of them listen intently to my English ramblings which few understand. At one point, I opened my eyes mid-prayer and wished someone was there to take a picture of this little white girl standing in a crowded sea of older African women, ah well, next time.
5:30pm on the dot, done now. On the way back out of the maze of row homes as we head toward the main road, we stop in at Jared’s grandmother’s house, all 15 of us. I am welcomed with open-arms, she already knows everyone else. The entire posse piles onto the excess number of couches in this woman’s living room and the uninterpreted chatter between all the women begins as I sit back laughing at my life. “She wants you to pray for her family,” Jared chirps at me unexpectedly; who doesn’t? So I do. More chatter about God knows what. Time to go.

What a day.
