I am FULLY FUNDED!!!
Thanks to all of you, I am now officially fully funded! I promised my supporters that if this were to happen, I would gladly compose brand new, Sarah Anne original, animal jokes. This is going to be a 2 part blog. This first blog will be 25 jokes created by yours truly. The next will be 25 jokes created by my lovely squad mates.
For those of you who do not know this about me, one of my spiritual gifts is having the ability to create a joke about any animal on the spot(give or take a few, obscure animals are absolutely impossible).
Kidding about it being a spiritual gift, but I do really enjoy creating animal jokes during sticky situations through out the race.
Situations like:
1. 48 hour travel days
2. Taking your mind off of the 45 minute walk to get wifi
3. Ways to avoid the fact that you have to preach a sermon in t-minus 30 minutes
4. To help us stay awake during exhausting situations
And finally,
5. That awkward moment when things get super serious, and all you know to do is to tell a joke
You get my point.
This gift has come in handy in many situations, so now I am wanting to share this gift with all of you.
Thank you again for your prayers, support and encouragement. I am overwhelmed with joy by the love each of you have shown me.
Sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for the amount of corny that is about to be thrown your way.
The World's Best Animal Jokes–ever.
Legit.
1. Why did the cat have to leave the library?
He forgot to whisker!
2. What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
Meouch!
3. What do you call a cute cat ready to date?
A kitty catch!
4. Why was the boy duck embarrassed on his date?
He couldn't cover the bill!
5. What is a duck's favorite appetizer?
Cheese and quackers!
6. What is a frog's favorite food?
French flies!
7. Why did the tree frog get sent home from school?
He continued to get himself into sticky situations!
8. What did the frog say after winning a game of leap frog?
It's a hoppy day!
9. Why was it hard for the elephant to make friends?
She was too nosey!
10. Why was the pig feeling under the weather?
She had swine flu!
11. What did one penguin say to the other penguin?
Waddle you doing?
12. What is a hedgehog's favorite part of playing volleyball?
Spiking the ball!
13. What is a dog's favorite holiday?
Howl-a-ween!
14. What do you call a dog stranded in the desert?
A hot dog!
15. What is a turtle's favorite snack?
Shello!
16. What do you call a turtle using a crock pot?
A slow cooker!
17. Why was the giraffe so embarrassed at the zoo?
She was neck-ed!
18. Why was the cow sent home from a field trip?
He mooooooooned his teacher!
19. Why was they cow sent to jail?
She was spotted stealing candy from the moooooovies.
20. Why was the anteater so squirmy?
He had ants in his pants!
21. Why was the squirrel so acting so weird?
He was nuts!
22. What do you call two squirrels in an argument?
A (s)quarrel!
23. How do squirrels entertain themselves?
By watching the tailevision!
24. Why was the panda bear flustered on Black Friday?
He was Bamboozled by beary excited shoppers!
25. What do you get when you mix a giraffe and a shoe string?
A neck tie!
