1. If you spend more than $5 on our dinner, we will be very impressed.
2. If you speak English then you’re already 5 steps ahead. Pronouncing our name right makes us swoon.
3. Our idea of dates has decreased significantly — going to the 7-11 for soda or going for a walk is a huge field trip for us.
4. No need to spend much money on jewelry; we’re impressed by a bracelet made out of rubber bands and string.
5. We’re the most adaptable people you’ll ever meet; change doesn’t bother us.
6. We can sleep anywhere — airport, churches, office space, 6×6 ft. rooms. Give us a real bed and we’ll think we’re a queen!
7. If we ever get married, we will not be that woman that takes up most of the closet space. We spent a year rotating between 5 sets of clothing.
8. The bar has been set very low for entertainment: one team in India spent an hour tossing their water bottles to see which ones would land upright.
9. We don’t get offended easily; we roast each other on a daily basis.
10. Our idea of dressing up is wearing clean jeans and a shirt with no stains with some lipstick and NOT wearing Chacos.
11. You’ll save money on the water bill because we can save water by taking bucket showers and/or our record for the number of days without a shower is up to eight.
12. We’re international celebrities.
13. We’re up for anything — strangers giving us rides, eating food that we have no idea what we’re eating.
14. We’re prepared for any situation — bandaids, toilet paper, baby wipes, we got ‘em.
15. We’re in a good shape because of all the squatty potties and running through villages and playing games with children.
16. Do you need your accounting done? We can convert foreign currency into the U.S. dollar rather quickly.
17. We have great ingenuity. Problem solving on the daily makes it hard to stump us.
18. Our modest clothing won’t make you stumble.
19. You don’t have to worry about us being passive aggressive, we’ll tell you like it is. #feedback
20. We’ve learned how to love people well in their love language.
21. We can live with other people 24/7 without wanting to kill them.
22. We won’t bring a million suitcases with us since we had our whole life packed into two bags for a year and have become master packers.
23. We are thrifty spenders and we’re easily impressed by a piece of clothing if it can match multiple pieces and doesn’t have sweat stains or other stains.
24. Our movie collection is extensive. They’re all illegally downloaded on our external hard drive.
25. We have learned how to thrive living the simple life.
Why you should date our team:
Klancy: She’ll think you’re a comedic genius.
Danielle: She can make a mean meal out of practically nothing.
McKenzie: She’s already won you over with her dance moves.
Caitlin: You’ll always win trivia night with her.
Allie: She can keep up with you at the gym.
Sara: Ya can’t. 😉 #happilytaken
