Double Rainbow
Definition: When a world racer has the joy/opportunity to both vomit and diarrhea profusely at the same time.
I had my double rainbow experience last night. After a great day relaxing at the beach, we went to eat food at someone’s house in a village near the seashore. As soon as the food was set in front of me, I started feeling not 100% well. I hardly ate anything, then we prayed, and got back into the vehicle. Our drive was another hour and a half, and I was feeling miserable. Thinking about the well-being of the team, I decided to try and ignore it until we got back so I A. didn’t get it all over them or B. didn’t make them vomit as well or C. didn’t get it on the vehicle. As soon as we were home, I sprinted out of the vehicle to a field in front of the church. Next to barbed wire, I let it all out. Everything from yesterday and the day before. I even tasted my malaria pill again. That was the worst part. After my initial puke, I felt like it was about to come out the other end. So, in the middle of the field, kind of by a road, I stripped down and threw my clothes off to the side – no sense in getting them dirtied in the process. It was then that I created my first (and hopefully last) double rainbow. I’ve been told that I am now an official world racer.
