Sometimes I have too much time on my hands outside of work.
Please sing this to the song "Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bug spray and netting to prevent being bitten
Most of my clothes barely held together by strings
These are a few of my World Racing things.
Socks with my sandals, "Who cares about fashion?"
One mummy sleeping bag for me to crash in
My mother is praying I don't come home with a tongue ring
These are a few of my World Racing things.
Cipro and pepto for when I get the runs
Lots of sleeveless shirts to show off my arm guns
I'm starting to think we won't be living like kings
These are a few of my World Racing things.
When the spiders bite
When the bees sting
When I've gone raving mad
I'll simply remember my World Racing things
And then I won't feel, so bad.
Headlamps are a must for seeing in the dark
I'm not quite full yet, please pass me more aardvark
I'll hunt down that rooster the next time it sings
These are a few of my World Racing things.
For the bucket showers, I need some more Zest soap
This crowd seems to believe that I am the real Pope.
I'm all fed up with these insects and their wings
These are a few of my World Racing things.
My wallets always stuffed with toilet paper.
I think I am immune now to any foul vapors.
I'm no longer picky let's just bath in the spring.
These are a few of my World Racing things.
When I've got mites
Or is it head lice?
Either way it's sad
I'll simply remember my World Racing things
And then I won't feel, so bad.
I think it is high time we hunt down that large rat
I'd give up my right arm just for a baseball bat
Our hunting expedition only ended in screams
These are a few of my World Racing things.
Where are my earplugs I can't stand the snoring
I'd be sleeping outside now if it wasn't pouring
Nights on the buses are haunting my dreams
These are a few of my World Racing things.
Talk of bowel movements is the norm for dinner
I haven't gone in 2 weeks now, I think I'm the winner
We pray for peanut butter and the hope that it brings
These are a few of my World Racing things.
During sleepless nights
During long flights
When I'm stuck wearing plaid.
I'll simply remember my World Racing things
And then I won't feel, so bad.
