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*Please be warned.  We are an open and honest bunch with just a little hint of sarcasm thrown in for good measure.  All of these brought a good amount of laughter with them.  Enjoy!*
 

  • "Lunch Lady Leah" – Michelle
  • "If I weren't a Christian, I would…"(insert what you would do) – Everyone
  • "Estoy bien." – Justin  ——-  "I think you mean 'Esta bien'." – Michelle
  • "See if I help you vomit again." – Michelle
  • *Justin drops our bag of chicken.* – "Its no problem.  Already dead." – Manuel
  • "I think its cold in the shade and hot in the sun." – Meagan  ——  "That's a good observation." – Candice
  • Never have I ever been in a traffic jam involving cows." – Sam
  • "Please God make the rooster hoarse." – Sam
  • "Uno.  Dos.  Tres.  Cinco.  Go!" – Jesse

  • "I think we should make a list." – Manuel
  • "Its okay!  Journalist." – Jesse
  • "Relatively speaking, compared to rice and spaghetti, we haven't had beans in awhile." – Sam
  • "Is he really going to look for Pepitto (the dog)?" – Candice  ———–  "He'll probably come back with a package of hotdogs." – Justin
  • "Its all over the floor!" – Candice  ———-  "Mmmm, its possible." – Michelle
  • "What happens in the back of the truck stays in the back of the truck." – Justin
  • "Do any of you know anything about papaya?" – Sam  ———-  "3.14" – Michelle
  • "Oh no!  Oh no!  I just spit toothpaste in that lady's house!" – Candice
  • *After our water comes back on after five days without it.* – "Gonna go have a celebration poop." – Justin
  • "Could be.  Cool beans." – Meagan

  • "We're building a house right now." – Leah
  • "New record!" – Manuel
  • "Where do you think it came from? – Sam referring to a lime.  ———  "Probably a tree." – Meagan
  • "I think someone just broke something outside." – Candice  ———  "You mean like a bone?" – Michelle
  • "Time to water our dirt." – Justin  (In reference to everyone here always watering the dirt in front of their homes.)
  • "I'm not ready.  My shoes are on the wrong feet." – Meagan
  • *During discussion of the smell of weed smoke coming through our window.* – "I could really go for smores right now." – Michelle
  • "Its a 'pequania' word." – Manuel

  • "Hey Michigan." – Sam  (Meant to say Michelle)
  • "Does anyone else's boogers stink?" – Michelle
  • "Hola Padre!" – Jesse to random old man.
  • "Did you just take a poop while eating bread?" – Meagan  ——–  "I wasn't actually eating it while I was in there." – Sam
  • "I'm gonna jack a pig and ride it up the mountain." – Candice
  • "I declare brain fruit ice cream to be the future.  I approve this message." – Manuel during his president impersonation since he slightly resembles Barack Obama.
  • "I will be the apple.  You can bite me." – Michelle when figuring out roles for Adam/Eve skit.
  • "Today's weather is hot/cold." – Manuel in radio weatherman voice.
  • "Really digging the shirt Manuel." – Justin  ———  "Glory to God." – Manuel
  • "I'm so glad that your response was to not share." – Leah
  • "Oh.  You are black in your heart." – Manuel
  • "You will be able to eat empanadas every day now." – Manuel after it was decided that Michelle would marry "Empanada Boy."
  • "There's a flock of teradactyls." – Candice

We are leaving for Haiti at the end of this week.  Roughly 12 hours on a bus!  It looks like we'll be camped out on a beach for the month with the rest of our squad working with Missions for Hope International!