*Please be warned. We are an open and honest bunch with just a little hint of sarcasm thrown in for good measure. All of these brought a good amount of laughter with them. Enjoy!  (This one is a bit shorter due to living with 38 other people and not being around each other 24/7.)*

 

  • "Is that weed?" – Michelle asking about a bag of seasoning in the store.
  • "Grasshopper?  Haha.  That makes me hungry for cookies." – Michelle
  • "Five hours?  I would need to pee.  I'd probably get some cookies.  Heck, I'd need a beer after that and I don't drink!" – Meagan
  • "Justin, would you move your can opener?" – Candice ———- "I swear I don't know how it got in my backpack." – Justin
  • "How are all those bags working out for you Cinderella?" – Candice
  • "Yesterday I was making fun of people and I suddenly realized, 'yes! I'm back'!" – Candice after being sick for a few days
  • "So apparently for me to sleep through the whole night, I need to do 4 hours of construction and 8 hours of laying concrete laying concrete by hand the day before." – Sam
  • "You are like a black Steve Urkel.  No!  I mean white." – Candice
  • "Gonna lay down right here.  I like the view." – Candice after falling.


Candice "enjoying the view."

  • "Is that goat barking?" – Leah
  • "We've forgotten what a Hershey Bar looks like." – Sam during debate of candy bars.
  • "Meet our friend Lars." – Sam
  • "Ca-ca-ca-ca-ca." – Leah  (Not a said quote, but written one.)
  • "Hey guys, I'm gonna be the  noodle." – Michelle
  • "So you know that love letter I received in church?  It wasn't meant for me." – Jesse
  • "So yesterday I signed up for a geo-caching membership." – Jesse ——– "That's what you do with your hour of internet?" – Candice ———– "It's okay.  It was 1:00am." – Jesse
  • "Would you just shut up and let me prefer you?" – Candice
  • "When I get to JFK (airport) I'm gonna get some Texas Pete." – Candice ——- "Is that a type of beer?" – Michelle  (Just in case you don't know, it's a type of hot sauce.  I didn't know it either.)
  • "If someone says 'achoo' before I achoo, then I cannot sneeze." – Leah


Team Monarch singing for the end of debrief Talent Show.