* Why is the orange called an orange and not the carrot?
* If knees were backwards what would chairs look like?
* Seriously where are all those missing socks? I've checked the dryer a hundred times, where is he putting them?
* If man supposedly evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
* If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food?
* What happened to Preparation A through Preparation G?
* Sooner or later everyone STOPS smoking…
* What's the difference between a gift and a 'free gift?' Aren't all gifts free?
* How do "DO NOT WALK ON GRASS" signs get there?
* What was Humpty Dumpty doing up there in the first place?
* Why do they put Braille on the drive-thru ATM's?
* Who decided what order the alphabet should be in?
* Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
* Does it scare anyone else that Doctors call what they do a "practice?"
