12 OWLS:

Owl 1: OMG. Just OMG.

Owl 2: Yep. This is an actual thing. Baby barn owl is fluffeh.

Owl 3: Baby Tawny Owl, Imma name him Steve.

Owl 4: Yes, yes he is.

Owl 5: What do you mean I'm too young for Hogwarts?

Owl 6: Today I was clearly Expresso…

Owl 7: I want to know where I have to live to be able to hold owls by the handfulls?!

Owl 8: No! Please no!

Owl 9: Silly World Race Owl, you don't have any personal space, remember?!

Owl 10: Do you like my hat? Of course you do.

Owl 11: I'm not yelling, I'm emphasizing!

Owl 12: If Santa had a pet owl, this would definitely be it.
Love, me
