So I told myself and my team if I had even one lousy louse on my head, my hair would be gone.
Well there was a little bugger in there about a week ago!
So the hair came off but not before my team gave me 4 different hair styles in a 3 day span.
Before we get to the Bald Racer Rach pics, I would like to grace you with a poem about something that was close to me…
I would like to dedicate this poem to all the rainbow lice
Red, yellow, green, and pink
Dang your existence
All y’all stink
I wish you were colorful
To distract from your lack of beauty
But now you’re in my court
And Ima kick you out like judge Judy
Hide and seek is yo game
But it’s lame because you hide all the same
Getting nappy in the neck
And wiggly behind the ears
We gonna find your stanky booties
Cuz we the freaking extermina-tears
You may run but you can’t hide
Aside, outside, hillside—you gonna be denied
If I were a louse
This would be a homicide
Colorful you may be
But on my head you may not
Spread out your family
Or you’ll be diving a grave plot
Ps. WE ARE IN NICARAGUA!
