It has been brought to the attention of myself and other fellow world travelers that there is a pandemic currently sweeping the globe (meaning, all places but the U.S. of A.). In light of our recent federal situation, myself and globe-trotters alike have finally discovered the secret for safe travels…INSTANT Canadian. I have never been ashamed of my American roots, however, as a very wise hairdresser once told me…nobody likes roots. it is my opinion that life is too short to claim only one nationality. In all honesty, there really is a cornucopia of allegiances. I explored many options, but finally settled on the adopted red-headed child of the world…
You may have read about Canadians in books, or watched documentaries about their country on tv. But you probably never imagined that you could be a part of this alternative lifestyle…for less then a cost of a days wages for a hired mountie. This is a unique oppertunity to look and feel Canadian. Instantly experience an enhanced appreciation of fresh water lakes, rippling streams, moose, squirrels, bears, maple syrup, and loons. Discover simple pleasures, like trout fishing, snow shoeing, weiner-roasts, and campfire sing alongs. And best of all, look and feel Canadian!
Manufacturers Warning: physical results may vary. In emergency situations may be used as bug spray.
*Igloo and herd of Caribou sold separately
