1. I have successfully participated in an African safari
  2. I have camped in a game park with animals all around
  3. I have eaten prawns (shrimp) the size of lobsters!
  4. I learnt how to properly sling babies on my back using a shitenge
  5.  I have a hair-line crack on my back molar thanks to me chomping down on a gazelle bone
  6. Every night was spent listening to drums be played by villagers (witch doctors) partaking in rituals on the opposite side of the river
  7. I may or may not have purchased land while here…
  8. I have never felt so connected to Eliza Thornberry in my life, and I love it
  9. I ran through the most beautiful corn fields like Pocahontas, barefoot and all
  10. I watched a goat be slaughtered by a villager and a chicken be slaughtered  by my team mate… I don’t know which one was more traumatizing
  11. I now know that the police hate Americans and made it extremely impossible to travel anywhere without being stopped and interrogated 

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