1). Ant bites are pretty much unavoidable. Seriously, my feet look like they have chicken pox. It’s a little bit ridiculous.
2). There are about as many homeless dogs as there are people. All of them always look so sad.
3). With a little practice, you can become pro at bucket showers, as well as flushing the toilets with a bucket.
4). You’re going to get sick. Ain’t nothing but a thang.
5). You’re alarm clock is 20,000 roosters and 10,000 dogs. I definitely thought the was a massive battle going on the first morning.
6). Colonel Sanders has nothing on Honduran fried chicken.
7). Mosquito nets are severely underrated. If you’re like me, and can’t find a good way to hang it off of the bottom of the top bunk, use broncos duct tape.
8). You won’t know if the Broncos won today until next week. :'(
9). Driving in Honduras is suicide.
10). You’re a Gringo. Kids will love you, teenagers will not like you (but they won’t hate you), and the older folks will laugh at you feeble attempts to play fútbol. But if you’re black, or white with dreadlocks, then you’re the most amazing thing to ever come to Honduras. Fact. Just ask Christina, Michelle, or Kelsey.
11). If God tells you to do something, you better go do it, because if Mama Gracie finds out, She’ll yell at you. Plus God will probably just make you do it later again, whether you do the first one or not.
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