Hello from India! I’ve been here for a little over 2 weeks now. Please enjoy this comprehensive list of new discoveries that I’ve developed in my time here thus far:

  • Cows really do roam the city streets 
  • Kurtas are komfortable
  • Water buffalo milk is delicious
  • Walking on the streets is safer and more efficient than walking on the sidewalk
  • A 3 person tuk-tuk can actually fit 9
  • “Room with AC” does not always mean room with AC
  • I didn’t pee the bed, it’s just a pool of my sweat
  • My eyes sweat
  • Chai time is the best time
  • Jesus is the bread, roti, naan, dosa, and chapati of life
  • Shower curtains do not exist in the eastern hemisphere
  • I am willing to walk 5k in 112 degree heat for McDonald’s
  • There is power in the name of Jesus! (more to come on that later…)