-
You have been proposed to multiple times, in the form of cows
We said we would only marry them for 1000 cows and successfully removed ourselves from the situation.
2. You begin to feel bad for celebrities who are “mean to their fans”
The amount of pictures you have to take when you go to the store is a little much. Not to mention your smile muscles start to shake… I get why ya’ll don’t smile in a lot of pictures. No judgement here.
3. You know how to say white girl in at least 6 languages
Gringa, Mzunga (m-zoon-ga) , Boleh (Boo-lay)… and plenty more.
4. Through trial and error, you learn the art of the squatty potty.
The local’s quad muscles are amazing.
5. An 10 hour plane ride, 8 hour bus ride, 2 hour wait, and 1-2 hour ride to our home for the month? No problem!
6. Peanut Butter is life, but it is $9 a jar.
7. You haven’t seen carpet in 11 months
8. You have 30 minutes to prepare a 1 hour sermon, or a 15 minute devotional right now – you pick.
Just let the Holy Spirit speak through you, it works out every time.
9. Everyone thinks you personally know Donald Trump.
10. Host – “ We have no Wifi and no running water, I’m so sorry.”
Squad – “*Rejoices* PTL Baybayyyy!!!!!”
11. Iced water is heaven on earth.
We almost cried when we found out there was ice this month.
12. 5 languages are represented in one room, with many geckos on the wall staring at your awkwardness.
Charades is your new norm.
