10. Showering every day is a ridiculous concept (washing your hair in the sink will get you to the end of the week!)
9. Walking down the street requires dodging cows, donkeys, sheep, pigs, and chickens… and the messes they leave behind…
8. You get fired (Donald Trump style) after working
five minutes in a field planting onions…
7. You embrace cultural cuisine like “cooey” (aka:
guini pig)!
6. You have resigned yourself to wearing pants with skirts and tennis shoes (girls only… and well… maybe James…)
5. You begin to answer to “GRINGA!”
4. You have a near death experience every time you get into a taxi. (OR your taxi driver tries to cross a flooded road a one o´clock in the morning… and fails miserably!)
3. Adding peanut butter to the menu almost brings you to tears…
2. These are the men in your life:
1. Your idea of a “Girls Night Out” is doing landrey, burning popcorn, and playing Yatzee… (see VIDEO)!
