100 things you should know about me

  1. I was born with black hair
  2. I hate green beans
  3. I am from Alabama
  4. I love all animals
  5. My big toe is actually my biggest toe
  6. I have always wanted green eyes
  7. I can play the flute
  8. I love working with kids
  9. I got a degree in interdisciplinary studies
  10. I like that my degree makes me sound smart
  11. My degree was on the path for me to become a teacher
  12. I don't want to be a teacher
  13. I am now a substitute teacher
  14. I also work at before and after school
  15. I like broccoli and cauliflower
  16. I cannot stand mushrooms or olives
  17. My favorite color is purple
  18. I drive a '03 Chevvy Cavalier
  19. I have had my car since I graduated high school in '07
  20. I enjoy hiking
  21. I hate wearing makeup
  22. I dislike wearing socks
  23. I wear socks so my feet don't stink
  24. I enjoy reading most books of the bible
  25. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up and I'm ok with that
  26. I am a dork
  27. I have a good sense of humor
  28. I love laughing
  29. When I am sleepy I get the giggle fits and can't stop laughing
  30. I love sleeping with tons of stuffed animals
  31. I like calling my stuffed animals stuffies
  32. I love elephants
  33. I collect elephant stuffies
  34. I also collect elephant figurine minis
  35. I want to be good at longboarding
  36. I don't like writing blogs
  37. I love singing
  38. I can't sing
  39. I don't know how to post pictures in this blog
  40. My sister lives 5 hours away
  41. My nose is stuffy 90% of the time
  42. My mom is from England
  43. I don't have a british accent
  44. I wish I had a british accent
  45. I love british accents
  46. British kids are funny
  47. I love pepsi
  48. I am fasting from fast food until I leave in July
  49. I have been friends with my best friend for over 12 years
  50. I love baseball
  51. I love hockey
  52. I do not like basketball
  53. I like shooting my straw wrappers at people sitting across from me
  54. I watch the disney channel and don't think I'll ever grow out of that
  55. I don't like smart phones
  56. I want to go back to a 'dumb phone'
  57. I think NCIS is the best show ever
  58. I had 6 W2s come in the mail this year
  59. Golden Retrievers are the best dogs ever and I want one or two or seven
  60. I have not bit a finger nail in over 2 months
  61. I used to be over 2 years 'sober' from soda
  62. But then I drank a sip of pepsi
  63. I hate drinking water
  64. I don't like chocolate as much as I think I do
  65. Sometimes my body decides it is lactose intolerant
  66. I don't like candy as much as I think I do
  67. I am always thirsty
  68. I wish I could wear sweat pands and a hoodie everywhere everyday
  69. I hate wearing skirts and dresses
  70. I wish I didn't have tender feet so I could walk around barefoot
  71. I am allergic to the wax used to wax eyebrows
  72. I hate tweasing my eyebrows
  73. I type fast
  74. I read slow
  75. I wish I could read faster than I do
  76. I love playdough
  77. I love coloring
  78. I don't burp
  79. I wish I could burp
  80. I make a dome of pillows around me when I sleep
  81. I hate sleeping in a sleeping bag because I get twisted in it
  82. I used to be able to swim well
  83. I broke my ankle and then had tendonitis in said ankle
  84. Hence, I cannot swim well
  85. I like saying "Hence,,"
  86. I love inside jokes, as long as I am on the inside
  87. I have gotten a speeding ticket
  88. Now I drive like a grandma
  89. It is currently past my bedtime which is 10:00pm
  90. I hate when people text/call me after 9:30pm
  91. I hate when people text/call me before 6:30am
  92. I lived in Pennsylvania for 2 years
  93. I have never shoplifted before
  94. I hate everything about eggs
  95. Eggs disgust me more than any other food (other than some 'exotic' foods)
  96. If you got this far I am impressed
  97. I love finding shapes in the clouds 
  98. This was easier than I thought
  99. I have to sleep with a fan on so I don't get hot
  100. I wont have a fan on when I am on the world race
  101. I really wanted to have 101 things about me

If you read all of that, I am impressed. Thank you for taking the time to read my random thoughts that turned into 101 facts about me!

Love,
Malerie