1. oh no…
This is the PG version. There is a PG 13 variation, and a response that is definitely rated R.
2. You people in the U.S. have no idea how good you have it.
Going to the bathroom is like playing Russian Roulette. You’re never sure which bathroom is holding the loaded gun.
3. Which way do I face?
Seriously, is it reversible? This may seem silly, but this is a very real concern of myself and a lot of my teammates. I think a diagram would be helpful.
4. I wonder how many people have peed where I’m standing.
Think about it… I could be standing on a squatty potty experience gone very very wrong.
5. Can I hold it until I get to a real bathroom?
This is a tricky one because you never know where the real bathrooms will be.
6. Life would be easier if I was a man.
Just, yes.
7. Do you wipe while squatting, or after you stand?
For real though.
8. I should NOT have skipped leg day.
Squatty potties take some serious leg strength. Now, everyday is leg day.
9. Do I have to take off all my clothes to use this toilet?
My roommates talked about this question a lot. We all have very few articles of clothing and the splash zone is definitely something we all want to avoid.
10. How good is my aim/what are the chances of me getting out of here with no pee on me?
From experience, I can tell you ya got about a 50/50 shot.
Thank you to the girls of the first floor for helping me compile this list. You da real MVPs.
