47. Jesus if you want me here then provide the funds so I don’t get sent home!
48. God keep me in this rickshaw so I don’t die here in India.
49. Lord, whatever is alive in this food kill it.
50. Lord I just need a bush to squat behind.
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1. God, don’t let me clog this toilet because I have to walk to get water to flush it.
2. God, PLEASE give me strength to keep carrying this pack, day pack, purse, and pillow. Like, Supernatural strength.
3. God, don’t let any spiders, snakes, or mosquitos get inside my tent tonight.
4. Lord, PLEASE let me make it to the bathroom before I have the Big D!
5. God, please stand guard over my things on this bus, train, boarder, plane, gate etc so nothing gets stolen.
6. God, help me love this team member today.
7. God, please let there be warm showers at debrief.
8.God, please let someone have some TP/tissue/baby wipes & hand sanitizer with them on this train.
9. God, bless this food and protect me from anything in it that could make me
sick.
10. God, protect my tent from flooding.
11. Lord, please don’t let whatever this person has that I’m praying for be contagious.
12. God, please let there be beds at debrief.
13. Jesus, can you please let it stop raining so our clothes can dry?
14. God, please don’t let that fart smell up my tent.
15. Lord, tell Jochem to ditch his smelly TOMS because it’s making me hate feedback.
16. Jesus, let this jank van start so we can get to ministry. Please and thank you
17. God, please don’t let us get stopped at this roadblock in Zim.
18. Jesus, don’t let me get typhoid from this child.
19. God, please let this child have a diaper on.
20. Lord! Just let me poop today. It’s been 4 days.
21. Jesus I only ask that you protect me from lice and bedbugs unlike that other team.
22. God, please make me deaf to mosquitos flying around my ears at night.
23. God, please heal this person of their snoring.
24. Lord, just let this email send before my last minute of internet runs out!
25. THERE’S FREE WIFI! THANK YOU JESUS!
26. Jesus, help my pictures to upload so I can update my blog.
27. Dear God, please keep my mom from crying when we skype next.
28. Lord, I’m going to need you to help me get through this feedback without popping off on someone.
29. Holy Spirit, can I drink this water?
30. Seriously Jesus help me make it into this hole.
31. Dear God, please help me not pee on my pants over this squatty.
32. God make those guinea fowl/roosters/turkeys SHUT UP! I’m trying to sleep!
33. Jesus, don’t let this rickety bunk bed break on top of me.
34. JESUS! That spider is bigger than my hand and I’m in the shower! Make this rock kill that tarantula on the first try.
35. Lord, please don’t let that puddle on this train in China be urine.
36. Jesus, pair my team with that one team that has a straightener with them.
37. God, please don’t let me be on an all girls team.
38. Get this mangy dog away from me! I couldn’t afford to get the rabbis shot!
39. Lord, please help me make me into China without being stopped or questioned. But really.
40. Thank you Jesus! We found Coke and Coke Light! Wait, are those Cheetos?!
41. Could I please have the gift of interpretation so I can understand this sermon?
42. Lord, please don’t let me cuss during this sports ministry.
43. Jesus, make my iPod connect to this wifi.
44. Can we please go to an English speaking church this week, God?
45. Jesus, please our mosquito bites. Amen.
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Hey! I would like to take a moment to say A HUGE THANK YOU to Dan and Hope Martin for their continued support and prayers on this journey. I could never do this without you and I have been so blessed by your friendship over the years. If you are able to help click the “support me” link to the left of my blog. I am currently $6,500 away from being FULLY FUNDED!
