Last week, our team wrote dating profiles for each other; courtesy of Sarah Patty’s creativity and brilliance. However, over the past four months we have chatted extensively about funny characteristics about each member of our team. Thus, ideas like, which Divergent faction do you belong too, what FRIENDS character do you identify with, and what role of the family are you, were formed.
We had a blast writing these and decided to let y’all in on the funniness and just how awesome our teammates are.
SARAH JEAN ELIZABETH PATTY
Nickname: Ice Cube
Age: 23 | From: Austin, TX | Job: Nurse by trade
Skills: Can stop bleeding; looks hot in scrubs; makes queso from scratch; epic photographer; will drink you under the table with coffee consumption; creative team time ideas.
Ideal Date: Start the day with a late afternoon boouji brunch on the beach that serves table side French press coffee. After finishing your meal and having some light conversation, an adventurous outdoor activity such as cliff jumping or snorkeling will bring the largest smile to her face (it’s a smile you won’t want to miss). Once the adrenaline wears off, a hammock nap beneath shady trees on a quiet place of the beach far from any children will be a great ending to the afternoon. Once evening rolls around give her time to doll up and put on some wedges before taking her to a hipster beer garden with live music for tapas and craft beer.
“Break-Its”: If he doesn’t know Jesus; unambitious (no life goals); has no sense of adventure; doesn’t like coffee; can’t handle blood or bathroom comedy; not photogenic; has bad taste in music; doesn’t have a passport; wakes up before 7 am; insists on PDA.
Summary: Sarah is a bold and vibrant women who is determined to leave no corner of the world undiscovered. She has lived in 3 countries and has traveled to over 50 (and the list is still growing). She found her calling to be a nurse at 13 and has been watching gnarly videos and has been excited by someone bleeding ever since. Her dream is to be a traveling nurse and a photographer for national geographic. She is laid back and doesn’t need to be cuddled. She has luscious blonde hair with a dread and a side shave for edginess. She picks albums based off their covers but don’t let that fool you because she has excellent taste in music. She makes an award worthy Texan queso from scratch and has the Toll House chocolate chip cookie recipe memorized (and she bakes them really well!). Her love for Jesus and her knowledge of the bible (Genevan version taught) will make your heart race. Sarah is currently finishing up an 11 month mission trip and is basically a totally catch!
Friends character: Chandler, because of all her epic one-liners and witty jokes. She is the person people always want around because she is low-key intuitive and high-key compassionate. She’s just the person everyone wants to have around because she makes the world a lot more enjoyable.
Divergent faction: Sarah was born dauntless, and decided to stay dauntless because of the tight leather jackets and the constant need to climb things. She fits right in with her ability to take on any challenge and her super edgy tattoos.
Team Warrior’s family role: Sugar Daddy because she pays all the bills and hands out weekly allowance to her desperate teammates.
