You know you’re in Honduras when:
(Warning- Content below may cause reader to gag/worry. We are all safe here in the Hondo !!)
* Everyone in the house is banging on pots and pans and chanting “FUERO JOH” (Juan Hernando get out)
* Numerous houses on each street are shaking from worship every Sunday morning
* You heat your shower water over an actual fire (99% of people just settle for below freezing water)
* Plantain chips become the new Fritos
* You have Joy to the World memorized in Spanish
* The best WiFi you can find can solely support you sending one text and then crashes
* When you have to make your water into milk before you can make your chocolate milk
* Your teammate coughs up a parasite
* The country you’re living in is on the brink of civil war
* One flush is never sufficient
* You search for a coffee shop just to find a place to do your business because there’s a line out the door at the house
* You get held up in traffic by chickens
* Feliz Navidad is the last thing going through your mind before falling asleep
PSA: My teammate Alex Brown just got FULLY FUNDED WHOOP WHOOP!
