Missionary.

It seems like an innocent enough word.   People think nice thoughts when they hear it.  They think things like "Oh! You’re special.  You’re a chosen one.  You are changing the world."

My thoughts? " Please God, don’t pick me!!  That means living in a hut in the middle of the African bush with no electricity, no running water, no civilization, and lions for my closest neighbors.  I don’t want to go to Africa!!"

Well, I’m going to Africa.  Among a few other places I may or may not have previously said I would never go to.

Thanks a lot God.  You are sooo funny.

And people keep trying to tell me I’m now going to be a missionary.  Yet, I still refuse to own the word.  I was filling out a government form the other day and it asked for my employment.  My mom tried to tell me to put missionary.  I basically flat out refused and said I would rather tell the world I’m unemployed.

In my life the word missionary means doing a lot of things I’m not comfortable doing.  Like asking people for money and giving up the comforts I enjoy as an American.  I really enjoy my hot showers that are however long I want them to be.  I love having my own bedroom, bathroom, and personal space.  Central heating and air are like a best friend to me.  I need my bed.  We have a long standing love affair going on that I am not quite ready to give up yet.  Even if it’s only temporary.

So does this make me a bad pseudo-missionary?  Probably.  But I am currently ok with that.  God and I are working on my love/hate relationship with the m-word.  I love it for other people.  I hate it being applied to myself.  For now, this will have to be good enough.

What are your thoughts?  What do you think of when you hear the word “missionary”?