1- I am a Muzungoo, that is what I am. There is no walking down the street without five children yelling “Muzungoo! How are you?” which literally translates “White man! How are you?” Although, they do not know what “how are you” means which is pretty hilarious.
2- You cannot minister in a house, church, restaurant, or salon without someone breastfeeding someone¡¯s kid without any thought of covering up.
3- Kitenge! I wore one¡ google it.
4- Don¡¯t expect a taxi built for five people to be full with seven¡ it will stop for the couple on the side of the street who will sit on your lap and put their bundle of greens on the lap of the person next to you¡ 10-12 people in a five person vehicle¡ not kidding.
5- English dubbed Spanish soap operas are the order of the evening.
6- Ugali and sukumaweeki ¨C I miss home food.
7- At this point walking a mile up-hill for a cold (semi-cold) coke is worth it¡ completely worth it.
8- The women here are stronger than I can explain. We met one in a field chopping corn stalks down with a baby on her back, a machete in her hand, and a huge bundle on her head, all which she carried while leading us up-hill barefoot to find the road.
9- I got MALARIA ¨C lame¡ (sorry mom, I took my meds I promise¡)
10- SAFARI!!
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