You Might Be a World Racer if…..you gain 50 brothers and sisters in one day.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you no longer care what you sound like when you sing praises and worship the Lord.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you respond to people in broken English.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you can sleep anywhere…on a bus, train, boat, airplane, airport, sitting, laying down or standing up.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you never have any idea where you are, what is going on or what exactly you're eatting.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you can fit 7 people in a 4 passenger vehicle.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you've seen more beautiful views in the past year than in your entire life.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you pick out your TDO (travel day outfit) based on the heaviest items, matching or not.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..bodily functions are now considered appropriate dinner conversations.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you find it quite normal to eat with your hands and eat things off the floor.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you celebrate your lack of dignity such as farting so loud you wake yourself up in the middle of the night, all of your clothes have stains, you wear sneakers with leggings and skirts, you have an ongoing eye fungus, you proudly announce when you have a healthy poop, you daily wear a hat to hide your greasy hair and taking off your shoes will clear a room.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..your sleeping bag (and most of your clothes) smells like corn chips
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you take a sniff of your nalgene and say "it's not that bad" and then proceed to take a drink.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..finding peanut butter, ranch dressing or a Dr. Pepper is cause for celebration.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..seeing people with masks on is normal.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you consider putting perfume on your shower for the day.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you don't find it odd that you've had the exact same clothes on for more than 3 days without changing, even to go to bed. (or 7 days if you're Ryan Bentch)
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you're a girl and your arm pits look like a guy's.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you break out in a sprint for Starbucks.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you at least consider stealing all of the toilet paper from the bathroom (if in fact you don't actually take some).
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you've had rice at every meal since…..as long as you can remember.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you have to consciously remind yourself to brush your teeth or put on deodorant.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you smell all of your clothes before you put them on.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..after washing one article of clothing your laundry water is black.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you pick up and hug random children on the street.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you've heard "Jesus Loves Me" sung in over a dozen languages.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..after trying to communicate with the driver of a white van at no avail you jump in anyway assuming it will be fine.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you unexpectedly find toilet paper in your bag and it's more exciting than opening gifts on Christmas morning.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you consider yourself to be in the lap of luxury if you find a bathroom with a western toilet, toilet paper, soap and paper towels.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..it's now normal to see a squatty and a bucket.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you recognize good squatty form from someone on the side of the road.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you are constantly in search of wifi.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you take a nap at Starbucks.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..a headlamp is part of your outfit.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..everywhere you go people want to take a photo with you.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you've ever eatten bird's nest, trantula, snake on a stick or fried grasshoppers.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you carry at least one deck of cards with you everywhere you go.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you have facebook friends from over a dozen countries.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you've been proposed to more than a dozen times….in one day.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you can confidently say you've had at least 4 cups of tea that day.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..if a long layover is considered a vacation.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you flip out (in excitement) if a restaurant offers one free refill.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you say you want to lose 20lbs and you're referring to your pack and not your body.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..sitting in a chair (even a plastic one) instead of on the floor is actually an option.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..a room designed for two people you easily squeeze in seven.
You Might Be a World Racer if…..you are appalled that a meal costs more than $1.
I am officially half way through the race!!! God has provided almost $14,000 in funding and I only need $1600 to be FULLY funded! Please pray about being part of the work God is doing in me and around the world through the World Race. Thank you all for your love and support—I wouldn't be here without you.
