Official Report:
And now, standing at 5’4″……weighing in at 145 lbs……… with
the grace of a ballerina and the tenacity of a pit bull………the latest addition
to the World Race team known as “Lunchbox”……..KYYYYLLLLAAAA ” The (insert sweet
nickname here)” CORNELIUS!!!!!!! *Cheers, applause, ect.*
Direct quote from Ms. Cornelius herself:
“Thank you, thank you! I just want to take this opportunity
to thank Team Lunchbox as they have accepted me into their team with open arms.
I would especially like to thank them for initiating me into the team by
awarding me my very own lunchbox in which I may keep many delicious snacks.
Never again will I find myself hungry and grumpy without snacks. I am honored
to be a member of the team. Thank you!”
