Just for laughs…
-I need to write a blog.
-My butt hurts.
-What are you eating?
-This song, again?!
-Can I wear that shirt tomorrow?
-Do you have toilet paper?
-Is your wifi working?
-Do you have your team phone?
-Do you know what time it is?
-What day is it?
-You need to choose in.
-Can I borrow your hard drive?
-Can I just have one scoop of your peanut butter?
-Are you guys having team time?
-Wanna play rook?
-Can I watch a movie on your laptop?
-What’s for dinner?
-Can I put this in with your laundry?
Is there hot water?
-Can I borrow a little bit of your shampoo and conditioner?
-Dude give that shirt to me before you drop it.
-What are the odds?
-Does this smell bad?
-Freakin ants!
-Can you braid my hair?
-Who was snoring last night?!
-Did you fart?
-What the crap?
-I think I might get a tattoo of that.
-Have you seen my headphones?
-Classic.
-Will you airdrop me that picture?
-Someone’s getting feedback!
-I’ve never been this hot in my life.
-I really need to do laundry, this is my last pair of underwear…
-What’s the first thing your gonna eat when you get home?
-How much water have you drank today?
-Will you play with my hair?
-Does anyone have any cards?
-I gotta poop.
-I haven’t pooped in like 5 days.
-I spent way too much money last month.
-I’m gonna start working out tomorrow.
-I need to journal.
-Who sings this song?
-Does anyone have a head phone splitter?
-I miss my bed.
-Can I borrow your mirror?
-Does anyone have a first aid kit?
-I’m never eating dairy again.
-Who do you think will get married off of our squad?
-We need to do team time.
-Are you going into town this weekend?
-Can I borrow that book when your done?
-Are those for everyone?
-Do you think there will be team changes?
-Wait, are there seconds?
-I love how intentional you are.
-What do you think you’ll name your kids?
-What are you plans after the race?
-I have no idea what I’m doing when I get home.
