11. You get in your shower with your flip flops on.
10. While showering, you’re surprised to be doing so alone… without at least 3 Grandaddy long legs, 2 fuzzy caterpillars and a dead cockroach.
9. Sleeping in your own bed has proved to be difficult without the lulling sound of your sleeping pad slowly deflating.
8. You find yourself picking out of everyone else’s plates with your fingers, surprised that food temps can get above 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. You forgot what dry socks felt like.
6. Coffee is still gold, a lot thicker than you remembered, and you still tear up a bit every time you drive by Starbucks.
5. You find it strange to put on clothes that don’t have wrinkles and smell good.
4. You’ve spent days shopping for perfume/cologne that smells like campfire.
3. You still have nightmares about Jeff running the exercises for the morning.
2. Grocery shopping throws you off because everything is still wrapped in it’s original packaging, and you don’t have to barter with fake money while a homeless Brian is begging you for food.
1. You wake up and miss the sounds of your squad’s laughter and remember that in 2 short months you’ll be with them again.
