Welcome to my first “funny” blog!!!
Here is a list of things that my teammates and I compiled about our stay in Ecuador. The majority of these are meant to be fun (since they were extremely funny while they were happening). Enjoy J
Things we learned in Ecuador:
-Calling a man’s wife a big kitchen is not a compliment
-We’re actually from Canada
-“Don’t drink the water” isn’t just a phrase
-You’re never too old to be breastfed
-If you flush the toilet paper, the toilet will explode
-Cilantro is its own food group
-All prices are negotiable
-Don’t pet the birds
-Water can be used as a weapon
-Herpes is a childhood game you want to win
-If it looks like ice cream, it’s definitely not ice cream
-Gagging is okay
-99% of the meat is unidentifiable
-It’s socially acceptable to poop your pants in public
– Ditching your potatoes onto the pastor’s plate is humorous
-Guinea pig: not just a pet
-It costs 15 cents for a woman to use a bathroom
-Rats come in the form of miniature dogs
-Doctors are under the age of 18
-Every song at church is the exact same melody
-When in doubt, smile and nod
-It’s okay to break windows when you’re locked out
-Candy is an everyday meal for children
-Lard can be used to cook anything
-Chocolate is necessary for survival
-Research needs to be done at .edu, not .com
-Don’t ask, don’t tell policy on all meals
-Hamburgers are made of bouncy balls and cilantro
-The pets walk the people, not the other way around
-For every child there are 10 cousin’s
-Justin Bieber is cool
-Charades is a basic form of communication
-Dirty dishes are much better when left for the Gringo’s
-Buy your cosmetics in the United States
-Don’t dive into hot springs when the water is up to your ankles
-Live wires aren’t dangerous
-Singing on the bus draws attention
-Kites commit suicide
-Spiders + Church + Sarah’s hair = endless entertainment
-The smaller the soccer field, the smaller the soccer ball
-The song “Who let the dogs out?” was written in Ecuador at 3am by angry missionaries
-Tetanus shots are administered in coffee shops by under qualified teammates
-Calling a man’s wife a big kitchen is not a compliment
-We’re actually from Canada
-“Don’t drink the water” isn’t just a phrase
-You’re never too old to be breastfed
-If you flush the toilet paper, the toilet will explode
-Cilantro is its own food group
-All prices are negotiable
-Don’t pet the birds
-Water can be used as a weapon
-Herpes is a childhood game you want to win
-If it looks like ice cream, it’s definitely not ice cream
-Gagging is okay
-99% of the meat is unidentifiable
-It’s socially acceptable to poop your pants in public
– Ditching your potatoes onto the pastor’s plate is humorous
-Guinea pig: not just a pet
-It costs 15 cents for a woman to use a bathroom
-Rats come in the form of miniature dogs
-Doctors are under the age of 18
-Every song at church is the exact same melody
-When in doubt, smile and nod
-It’s okay to break windows when you’re locked out
-Candy is an everyday meal for children
-Lard can be used to cook anything
-Chocolate is necessary for survival
-Research needs to be done at .edu, not .com
-Don’t ask, don’t tell policy on all meals
-Hamburgers are made of bouncy balls and cilantro
-The pets walk the people, not the other way around
-For every child there are 10 cousin’s
-Justin Bieber is cool
-Charades is a basic form of communication
-Dirty dishes are much better when left for the Gringo’s
-Buy your cosmetics in the United States
-Don’t dive into hot springs when the water is up to your ankles
-Live wires aren’t dangerous
-Singing on the bus draws attention
-Kites commit suicide
-Spiders + Church + Sarah’s hair = endless entertainment
-The smaller the soccer field, the smaller the soccer ball
-The song “Who let the dogs out?” was written in Ecuador at 3am by angry missionaries
-Tetanus shots are administered in coffee shops by under qualified teammates
Plus, OH, so much more!
I hope you enjoyed our newly found knowledge of Ecuador!
I hope you enjoyed our newly found knowledge of Ecuador!
