Here’s a list of the top 15 things I would never do in the States, but do here on a regular basis:
15. Feed a zebra Cheeze-Its.
14. Eat peanut butter by the bucket.
13. NEVER wear a seatbelt… What are those?
12. Let a HUGE dog sit on me for hours in car.
11. Wear a long gypsy skirt with a grandma wide-rim sun hat and STILL feel confident.
10. Sit in a trunk with 2 other people when it’s 90 degrees outside.
9. Go for jogs where wildebeest, giraffe, impala, warthogs, and zebras run free… With prayer as my only protection.
8. Drive a car on the “wrong” side of the road.
7. Pee in a bathroom with no door, no matter who’s present.
6. Let kids infected with ringworm crawl all over me.
5. Decline marriage proposals daily.
4. Visit a lady’s house who has TB, and NOT wear a face mask.
3. Take and eat the food left on someone else’s plate after they leave the restaurant.
2. Jump in the car with a perfect stranger and trust him to drive me to my destination… Because he looks nice….
1. Hold a baby on my lap in the front seat of a car while going 100 km per hour.
