I had a chameleon crawl across my foot?
14 people were in one Tuk Tuk, where 3 passengers fit comfortably?
They locked us inside because we didn’t eat our food?
We entered into an arranged polygamist marriage?
We chugged our water in order to save ourselves 5 Rupee?
We went from house to house and sung songs and it wasn’t Christmas?
We went from house to house and they pulled out their beds and made us sit on them?
A chicken pooped on my leg?
Sam pooped her pants in the market and continued on to climb a mountain?
I had to poop so bad and the door was locked to the squatty potty that I went out to the field while Tuk Tuks and people on bikes passed by?
I kissed a pink chick?
We were all crammed into one Tuk Tuk and I was lying across a stranger’s lap and she kept poking at my nose ring and earrings and laughing?
A baby peed on my lap?
All you talk about now is what comes out of your body?
Your can put on your resume that you were a chicken wrangler in India?
You hide in your tent to stay away from the bugs that come out every night at 8:30 until 9pm?
You can tell the different types of vehicles by their horn?
Kids come up to you on the side of the Tuk Tuks and pinch your cheeks?
You run into white people on the street and get so excited even though you have never seen these people before in your life?
People want you to pray for them as soon as you meet them?
Older ladies will pinch your cheeks and smile at you?
You feel like a movie star because everyone wants your picture?
Your Tuk Tuk drivers feed you animal crackers because you really are in a zoo?
Monkeys walk across the road acting like they own it?
Miracles happen daily like it is no big deal?
A bug flew down my t-shirt and was crawling around in my bra when we were sitting in front of a church while the villagers in India were watching us sing a song and I couldn’t get it out for a number of reasons?
We didn’t get along but then broke down the walls and became close like sisters?
The words ‘peanut butter’ somehow became a mathematical equation?
We had to get out of the Tuk Tuks and walk down the road to the village where everyone was asleep because the roads were so muddy and we were so fat that we weighed them down?
I got cow shy?
Our Tuk Tuk ride was like a rollercoaster ride?
We went once questioned what a paint shaker felt like until that Tuk Tuk ride?
