STAYS at Training Camp
Many of you might be wondering right now what in the world you have gotten yourselves into. I know what you’re thinking because I was there, and at some point I’m still there right now.
I can picture it now… you are sitting at your computer, eyes glued to every word in hopes of some deep revelations about what training camp will be like, and what to expect. Well… if you’re looking for a play-by-play of training camp unfortunately you won’t find it here.
But WAIT, don’t leave!! While I can’t SPOIL all of the wonderful adventures to be had at this thing called “training camp” I can give you a little glimpse. Just a sneak peek into what you’ve gotten yourselves into. (hehe)
Part 1 – Tips/Suggestions/What not to do
1) Your nalgene/water bottle will become a fifth appendage. Without it you will suddenly feel parched. Also, hot beverages do not do well in most water bottles so it is therefore suggested that if you like hot drinks you should bring a mug.
– 2)Your headlamp will be your best friend and you will feel lost without it (literally). tripping over roots, rocks, critters, and other random forest creatures will help you realize how near and dear your headlamp is to your overall well-being and your heart.
– 3) Be prepared to wear the same outfit multiple times throughout the course of the week. And no one will care because we all know that they’re doing the same thing.
– 4) Not showering for four days is completely normal and actually quite freeing. On that same note… when you hear that one of your squad mates hasn’t showered for the entirety of training camp you are secretly jealous
– 5) parfum d’incendie” – cheaper than any other fragrance, fire perfume/cologne will become a favorite. This is the attempt by World Racers to cover up body odor by standing near a campfire throughout the day. At all times of the day you will have a camp fire, and let its’ smoke waft towards you in hopes that the camp fire scent will mask other things…
– 6) Talking about bodily functions becomes everyday conversation.
– 7) You wonder what possessed you to bring anything white to Georgia when all of your previously white things are now some form of brown/red like Georgia clay in color.
– 8) The “Civilization Freakout” – the first time you get off the camp site in four to five days (maybe) and you proceed to indulge in everything of which you have been deprived for the last five days. (It’s sad I know) Some people will be more prone than others to blow $80 plus at Wal-Mart/Target. –
– 9) Running, dance parties, and musical chairs all occur at the glorious hour of 7 o’clock in the morning. And when you’re playing games, watch out for the quiet ones – they’re the ones who’ll surprise you the most.
– 10) The Boot (target/wal-mart/other random business establishments) This event MIGHT occur if/when you do something fun that may be, how shall I say this… frowned upon by all most business establishments. Ie. – six people trying on footie pajamas and hats to take pictures… OR having tricycle races down the aisles. NOTE: this is not suggested… yeah. There I said it.
– 12) Doing dishes in song is much more fun. “Whistle while you work” or “a spoonful of sugar” can help you get off to the right start.
– 13) Tiki Torches – these will help you feel like you’re on the game show Survivor, and any time they are in use, you will be anticipating being told that you are being voted off.
– 14) Going blind, becoming unconscious, and losing limbs is all just apart of training. (NOTE: to all parents reading this… please don’t take me literally on this one okay? I don’t want any calls going into the WR office saying “If my Johnny loses a limb at training camp I’ll sue.” Besides, your Johnny will be going for a swim.)
– 15) In order to further train for life on the mission field you scream out loud, slap people on the back and spit water on the head/face of your team mates (this is more challenging than it sounds… aiming is hard). You might then hear… “I’m sorry I spit water in your mouth” hehe.
– 16) Personal space is no longer personal. Get used to it.
– 17) Have an open mind about the food… yeah. If your food is staring at you then you’re probably on Asia day and you’re having breakfast. Yay for you.
– 18) The Barf-o-meter – Seeing your squad mate get physically ill will actually make you very happy because every time this happens, candy will be thrown to you in celebration.
