You know your in Asia when:
You can’t find shaving cream! ———–Asians don’t grow hair.
You know your in Asia when:
You can’t find a back rest anywhere!———–Just sit on the floor your back won’t fall apart!!!
You know your in Asia when:
Your taxi driver has to get out and ask for directions and then comes back in to tell you again that he really knows where he is going!————-They always know where everything is……………………NOT!!!!
You know your in Asia when:
7-11 is the new Wal-Mart————Plus you get stickers with every purchase and if you get like 1,000 stickers you can win a chair. We went there that much!!!
You know your in Asia when:
You can get all the movies that just came out in theater in America in every market store in the city!——-Avatar was great, except the part when that guy kept walking in front of the camera. Some people have no respect!!!
You know your in Asia when:
All the 3X shirts are toddler size!———-Hey Tim, How does my belly button look in this one???
You know your in Asia when:
You have to have moves like Reggie Bush to make it across the street!———-Taxi’s and scooters will take you out, I’ve seen it and its not pretty.
You know your in Asia when:
You are expected to eat everything!———-And yes, dog tasted pretty good.
You know your in Asia when:
You are asked by children to take pictures and autograph there note books!—————-It was fun being a celebrity.
You know your in Asia when:
Every taxi driver grabs your upper thigh and ask how are you doing!———This happened to many times to me and everyone laughed because it was always me in the front of the cab getting hit on.
