What we learned this week…
1. TOO MUCH corn equals TOO MUCH GAS!
2. Pushing teammates down a MOUNTAIN is considered FUN on our team, as long as, it is made of DIRT!
3. Donated blankets should not be used in a tent…EVER! BED BUGS!! (The other team found this out for us.)
4. NEVER wash a blue headband, from the market, with all the clothes…It definately bleeds and stains EVERYTHING! I´m not going to mention anyone´s name, but if I did I would type ELIZABETH!!!
5. The term ´´REVIVAL´´ for the church down the road means to BLARE WORSHIP SONGS IN SPANISH from 9pm to 2am….and I´m fairly certain it is the SAME WOMAN and SAME SONG the whole time!
6. Webster´s Dictionary does not accurately define the term SLEEP.
Sleep in America is associated with things like: dreams, eyes closed, peace, and feeling refreshed in the morning, BUT
GUATY style it is associated with: dogs fighting and barking all night, roosters thinking it´s sunrise at 2am, 3am, 4am, and
5am, a bus saying hi by honking at 4:10am EVERY morning, and a certain teammate snoring as loud as humanly
possible!
7. Just because a cookie has bluish icing in the middle, it DOES NOT MEAN that it is birthday cake flavored! It MEANS that it was supposed to be vanilla flavored, but they were expired by a year!! (I still enjoyed them)
8. Don´t get attached to the ´´pet´´ chickens. We eat them for lunch and dinner.
9. Don´t use the outhouse if you can´t handle bugs. If you get scared and swat at one, then you miss the hole and get your leg!
10. There IS a hot water button for the shower IF you ask!
**We are having an awesome time, and we love all of the above. Without each of them we couldn´t have amazing stories to tell.**
