The following article contains information not suitable for all ages or those weak of stomach. Please consider yourself warned!
Here I sit on my bed where I have been basically all day… No, it hasn’t been a wonderful relaxing day of reading and getting rejuvenated, but rather of becoming closer friends with the toilet. It seems that almost everyone has had their chance to be in this place over the last month. I thought my regular practice at home of eating just about anything had made me immune to this sort of thing, but I guess not. And even aside from being conditioned to strange foods I just thought my strong Canadian blood would protect me, but alas I sit here discouraged and defeated.
While we’re on topic, I have to say that I have never in my life discussed bodily functions so much as I have in the last two months. And I am not just talking about jokes or whatever, this theme of bodily functions find their way into every level of conversation, even deep and serious discussions. Never before has the frequency, consistency, colour, amount or scent of waste matter been such a popular topic to sprinkle in any dialogue!
So here I lay, after a day of stomach pains and bathroom pains just praying that tomorrow will bring some relief to this horrible life that I have just recently come to lead. Oh Jesus, let this not be a recurring theme!!!
Well, the tough ones made it through the whole article, good for you guys! That wasn’t so bad, was it? I remember hearing that some of you wanted to experience more glimpses of what real life is here so you got it, up close and personal!
Good Night all with love,
