1) Utensils just seem pointless.
2) You have given your clothes the “smell test” multiple times since you’ve been home and frequently question whether or not you really need a shower. The only problem is I don’t have B to smell them for me.
3) This results in laundry loads that are significantly smaller than normal. If Steve Jobs could wear the same clothes all of the time, I can too.
4) You have been binge eating since you got home because the food just tastes so good and Mom made a ton!
5) Your fence is covered in multiple camping items that needed to dry. Thanks for the reminder Jaide!
6) You spend hours on Facebook seeing what your fellow squad mates are up to and how they are doing.
7) If you don’t have a Facebook this is where you finally break down and get one. Welcome Zach and Ana!
8) In the end, you realize you don’t “recognize anyone from camp in their new Facebook photos because they are actually clean and well kept.” Thanks Liv! This was brilliant.
9) “Being present” is much more difficult than you thought it would be.
10) But you are still trying to find the “strawberry” in every day. This is where “mantimacy” comes in handy. Where my bros at!?!
11) Words can’t describe how stoked you are for the year ahead….I also want a tattoo.
