You know you are in the DR when…

You see someone walking a bull down the street like it's a dog.

Half of the attendance at the beginning of a church service consists of goats.

You open your water bottle and it smells like a dirty fish tank.

You say "I'll take a shower tomorrow," but tomorrow never comes.

You get lost so you ask God which way to get home.

You feel like you are fluent in sign language cause you don't know Spanish.

Lunch can consist of fruit picked off trees in the forest (Passion fruit and guava is AMAZING!!!).

You forget that 5 people riding on a motorcycle is not ok in the United States.

The police impound is all scooters.

You get excited about getting to kill your own dinner at some point on the race.

You don't understand how much something is, so you give them a lot of pesos and hope they give you the right change back.

You start embracing the siesta.

Hot sauce is a life saver when you get sick of tasting rice and beans everyday.

You walk inside an ATM booth because there is air conditioning.

You praise the Lord when you poop.