When I wake up each morning, the first thing I do is look in the mirror and say, “Jenifer Jones, you are one hot item.”

Just kidding, we don’t have mirrors, silly.
 
My younger sister is pretty cool and has a fashion blog. Look at it here!
 
So today I’m going I’m going to be pretty cool and have a fashion blog, too.
 
Please enjoy this photo of me in my missionary outfit.


 
Note the calf length patterned skirt. I picked this baby up at a night market in Thailand for a couple of bucks. I wear it almost every day, and it matches every shirt I own, whether it wants to or not.
 
Please enjoy my solid color short sleeve shirt. You’re in for a treat today, because I’m wearing my fancy top. Normally I just wear a plain t-shirt, but those must have all been dirty when I took this photo.
 
What really classes up this outfit is my choice of footwear. When I purchased these lovely sandals my sister said, “Those are cute…for that kind of shoe.”
 
I feel that the clothing one chooses should send a message. The thing I’m wearing on my head sends the message that it’s been at least four days since I last washed my hair.
 

Some people wear glasses as a fashion statement or because they think it makes them look smarter. I wear glasses because my hands are far too dirty to put contacts in. My hands don’t go anywhere near my face.
 
Isn’t that a cute teddy bear handbag I’m carrying? Take a closer look. My goodness! It’s actually a Bible case. Ah, yes, the Bible case as purse option. No true missionary is complete without it!