You know you’re a world racer when…

you wear the same outfit for a week straight

using the bathroom on the side of the road doesn’t phase you

you start building relationships with flies and bugs because they’re AlWAYS on you

you think it’s okay to not shower for a week

showering right next to a toilet doesn’t bother you

wind is your only source of AC

febreze is your perfume

six hour bus rides don’t phase you

you buy a new shirt and everyone knows it

you can’t go to the bathroom without getting your feet wet