It’s only correct that I write a “For Men Only” since I already wrote a “For Women Only” right?

I heard this story about a minister that had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

 
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
 
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures… and I couldn’t stop talking!
 
HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND FAMILY!
 
p.s. Funny Friday is being postponed for a few Fridays. The next few weekends will be spent organizing and completing fundraisers and I do not know if I’ll have internet for *Funny Friday*. Stay posted!