Last week, our team wrote dating profiles for each other; courtesy of Sarah Patty’s creativity and brilliance. However, over the past four months we have chatted extensively about funny characteristics about each member of our team. Thus, ideas like, which Divergent faction do you belong too, what FRIENDS character do you identify with, and what role of the family are you, were formed.
We had a blast writing these and decided to let y’all in on the funniness and just how awesome our teammates are.
Linsey Kim Cuffy
Nickname: Black Magic, Peek-a-boo, Friend-Zoned
Age: 28 | From: Jacksonville, FL | Job: Data Analyst by trade
Skills: Magic tricks, karaoke, selfies, bachelor(ette) facts, vlogging, rapping, chopping vegetables, and looking fabulous in every photo.
Ideal Date: Linsey enjoys being outside and going on adventures. Her ideal date would look a little something like this: take her rock climbing and then a nice picnic outside afterwards complete with a big slice of red velvet cake, and then end the night with a spontaneous trip to an Ed Sheeran concert.
“Break-Its”: If he won’t do yard work, can’t pick her up, doesn’t say her name correctly, doesn’t like lipstick, or hates dogs (*he must love dogs but also take care of them by themselves so she can just pet them), and doesn’t have SWAG (saved with amazing grace, but really swagger)
Summary: Linsey is a steal! She can cook, she is full of biblical knowledge, and sometimes she cleans. She is the perfect companion to any man who loves Jesus and who enjoys a good laugh. She doesn’t go anywhere without looking flawless so she is the perfect date to your work events or a friend’s wedding. She is also very popular abroad so you will feel famous when you travel around the world with her.
Friends Character: Monica because she is a little type A but she has worked for everything she has. They are close on the Myers-Brigg scale, Monica is an ESTJ while Linsey is an ESFJ so she is a little bit more of a feeler which is a better characteristic in a loved one. They are both in control of their lives and like to be detail-oriented, you should see the organization Linsey has in the notes section on her Samsung!
Divergent Faction: She was born Candor (truth) but she chose Erudite (intelligence). As she values honesty, her heart was craving to know the world better, in order to help it. But in all honesty, she was really drawn to the ability to drop knowledge and become the latest form of google.
Team Warrior Family Role: Grandma, not because of her age but because of her wisdom, duh!
