Last week, our team wrote dating profiles for each other; courtesy of Sarah Patty’s creativity and brilliance. However, over the past four months we have chatted extensively about funny characteristics about each member of our team. Thus, ideas like, which Divergent faction do you belong too, what FRIENDS character do you identify with, and what role of the family are you, were formed.
We had a blast writing these and decided to let y’all in on the funniness and just how awesome our teammates are.
HILLARY DANAE BARRY
Nickname: Einstein
Age: 23 | From: Chicago IL | Job: World Racer… for now. Call if you need a babysitter.
Skills: interpretive dancer, onion eater, T25 at sunrise, killer golfer, looooves sports, can strike up a conversation with anyone, professional dishwasher, tree planter, can create a skit about anything in under 5 minutes, nertz winner, World Race Pageant winner July, 2017, karaoke performer, minimalist, child charmer.
Ideal dates: Start the morning with a brunch of all things pancakes, bagel sandwiches, and mimosas. After the food settles, a morning swim in the ocean with handstand competitions and cliff jumping will leave her with a smile on her face and freckles on her cheeks. The day can whined down with sand volleyball, walk on the beach, and a picnic dinner as the sun sets. Give her cuddles, wine, and late night conversations and it’ll be the end of a perfect day.
Break-its: If he is non-athletic, enjoys confrontation, doesn’t like kids, timid dancer, hates to travel, unemployed, hates people, and doesn’t like to share his food.
Summary: Hillary Barry is a spontaneous, joyful, people-loving person. She prefers beaches over mountains, loves to dance, will try anything, has traveled all over the world, and loves Jesus above all else. She is low maintenance, but enjoys the finer things in life. Adventurous, classy, and educated, she is the ideal date.
Divergent faction: born and chose abnegation, but it is speculated that she may be divergent. She is selfless, down-to-earth, and values harmony among her community. However, she craves anything with an adrenaline rush, seeks knowledge, and is a peacemaker.
Team Warrior’s family role: younger twin to Emily Brinkman. Can be found completing each other’s sentences, always working out, and laughing.
Friends character: Rachel because she is a enthusiastic, classy, and is good friend. She, like Rachel, is well liked, never likes to be alone and has great past dating stories.
*Happily Taken… profile inactive for now.*
