To Be: Careers I AM Considering:
1. Comedian: I don’t even have to explain myself on this one. I am the most hilarious person I know. Look at me- so funny right?!

2. Pirate: Because pirates are totally better then ninjas. They wear flamboyant clothing, get to drink beer and rum, live in community, have neat swords and parrots….I mean, hello that totally describes me right?


4. Forever 21 Model: Just look at Kimi and myself. Gorgeous right?

5. DCPR: Dinosaur Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation- The medical certification for resuscitating dinosaurs. A very rare yet needed career path.

6. Zookeeper: All these animals love me so much!


1. Professional Bowler: In Fall 2010 team Kenya enjoyed fun, bonding time at a bowling ally. I bowled an 11. The proof is below. Enough said.

2. Chef: Earlier this week I was supposed to cook dinner. I freaked out because the recipe required I “skillet” the chicken. I didn’t know what that meant. Eventually I figured it out but still, not a strong moment for me.

3. Tight Rope Walker: Um, I fall all the time and have real balance issues. Ask anyone who has ever spent more then 48 hours around me. I would die on my first attempt to cross.

4. Dancer: I actually would be an amazing dancer but my skills are just so beyond that of anyone else on this earth that I would cause too much jealously and insecurity in others. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.


5. Artist: Apparently, I have an issue getting the paint where it belongs…

6. Fashion Consultant: Why does no one stop from doing these things? Yes, I am wearing my green skirt as a dress….


Well those are my thoughts regarding my future for now! If anyone has any other ideas feel free to let me know!
