It’s back again. The second round of my quote list. It is still by far one of the funniest things to me. I love writing down these hilarious moments. This round comes primarily from my second team here on the race. Team Unbound, or Team #2chainz, or Team 2k or even some times Team Unwound!! Also added a few quotes from the Unbound girls time with Fusion girls while in Nepal.
These are some of my favorites. Again, they are anonymous. So, you are safe my friends. But feel free to take your guesses in the comments as to who said what 🙂 Enjoy!
“God bless the carpet.”
“My leg is so itchy, I don’t want it anymore.”
“Wait did you know know your bosom is not your butt.”
Person A: “I just pulled a bug out of my hair.”
Person B: “yeah I did that earlier too.”
“There was a part of my life I carried around a full size graphing calculator in my pocket. But a Casio. Not a Texas instrument. I was a calculator snob.”
“I can hear the lightening.”
“She is eating cookies, your doing your hair and I’m over here picking my nose.”
“My face is literally sweating from my food.”
“I’ve been telling everyone your name is tiger.”
“This day would be completely better if I was wearing jeans.”
Person A: “Woah look at that crotch.”
Person B: “Is it bad I didn’t not know how to spell crotch.”
“SUCK, I meant to say SIKE, but suck came out instead.”
“She was like what’s on the floor moving…it was an ant carrying a pea.”
“Oh no, like you’ll know, there was a point when I was poooing and I was like that’s not good.”
“Praise you lord i have lettuce in my teeth.”
“I’ve never had to stoop so low until I used my snickers wrapper as toilet paper.”
Person A: “I didn’t know he had a twin.”
Person B: “Well it’s a different person.”
“Remember that one time I painted my toenails in Africa and sand got all in the polish.”
“The toilet sounds like it’s pooping, no it’s gonna eat you.”
And that’s a wrap…until The Quote List, all girls team edition! Coming soon, stay tuned!
-hw
