Before Malaysia Never Had I Ever

  1. Built a walk-in freezer

  2. Been swimming in a river in the jungle of Malaysia

     

  3. Had eyes staring at me 24/7

  4. Taught English
  5. Seen the Petronas Towers

  6. Had rice for every meal, every single day

  7. Slept in a tent for over a week

  8. Seen a pet bear
  9. Seen a man jump off a moving tractor, sprint in the woods, pee, and then jump back onto the moving tractor
  10. Hiked through the jungle and river, barfoot, with no path, in a skirt, with a child on my arm
  11. Had pinpang, a mouth drying fruit, which they chew on like chewing tobacco

  12. Seen a man punch a monkey in the face
  13. Played soccer
  14. Had to hike 3km up a cold, foggy mountain because my car broke down on the side of the mountain
  15. Eaten banana flower

  16. Sat in the mud and pulled sticks out of the mud for hours

  17. Had little boys clean my shoes everytime they got muddy

  18. Seen a monkey climb up a woman, steal her water bottle, then run off and drink it
  19. Danced over and over and over again to Shakira’s Waka Waka